Is your first name Film?

No.

Is your last name Ladd?

No.

Why are there two D's in FilmLadd?

One is not enough.

Are you related to Alan Ladd Sr., the actor who played Shane?

No.

Are you related to Alan Ladd Jr., the studio executive who greenlit movies like Star Wars and Blade Runner?

I mean. See previous.

Do you think string theory is a dead end?

Let's just say I'm very disappointed in a lot of theoretical physicists these days.

You need to call Celebrity X or Famous Person Y and tell them Z!

Why on earth do you think I have the phone numbers of these famous algebraic-letter people?

Can you make an ad for my political campaign?

Have money will travel.

But we're politically aligned, can't you do it for the cause?

Have money will travel.

I have a great idea for a video / tv series / screenplay / movie, can you work on it?

Have money will travel.

We can split the profits 50/50.

Profits on the back end are great, but first: have money will travel.

I have no money but...

Then no. The answer is no.